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Some of Harry Styles's Dumbest Tweets
- Harry: The hotel shower gel smells like cheeseburgers. Now I smell like a cheeseburger.
- Harry: Draw Something has broken on my phone. I'm distraught.
- Harry: Woke up in a sterling mood today!! I slept on my arm and now it's floppy....
- Harry: Lovely day in Dallas.... Howdy.
- Harry: #ReasonstoGetNaked
- Harry: Deerstagram??
- Harry: Harold Baggins.
- Harry: Biafra Falls!
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- 1D boy: Hi, I am 1/5 of One Direction.
- Me: Hi, I am 1/3728946284921 of Directioners on this earth.
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“Blow a kiss, blow a job.”
“Different dick every night.”
There was children in that audience.
Harry Styles don’t care.
Harry Styles don’t give a shit.
there shouldn’t be children in any of their audiences.
CURLY HAIR DON’T CARE
(Source: justgetnakedharry, via mandzza)
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I’m never going to delete my blog. I will stop going on it, eventually. But when I’m older, I wanna look back on it, and even if it’ll break my heart, I want to remember my old self.(Source: dontwannasaygoodbye, via nom-me-nialler)
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imagine being on extreme makeover home edition and you telling ty pennington about how much you liked your favorite band
imagine your room
just
imagine
ok
They would probably glue the actual band members to your walls
(via nom-me-nialler)
